How is it 4 o’clock. I woke at 12, ate a chocolate bar, watched Blue Valentine (lovely film) and I’ve somehow pissed around on the internet until now?!

I had the best dream in the whole world last night. I made up a whole new Tintin film and it was fucking amazing. And apparently Robert Downey Jr was y’know, just a close a friend and we were discussing the film like it was totally normal and chilled. The end of the film is really the only bit I can fully remember. It was like the Bourne films style and Tintin was swimming away from this baddy but not in the sea, it was in multiple pools and he was so super amazing that he dove from one pool to another without touching land. It wasn’t just pools either, there were like water fountains and bath tubs. Okay it was a dream, so you’ve got to suspend disbelief somewhat. And there was this evil plot to kill Tintin with a spider or snake poison? I can’t remember. The poison was put on a table people ate off and it was designed to kill Tintin by letting him eat off of it. But Tintin was too smart so that’s why he ran away and that’s why the baddy was chasing after him in swimming pools etc. Then he had this old lady friend who had  a helicopter. So he had to run and climb up this scaffolded building while being chased. Then he heard Snowy crying (oh no!). He found Snowy all cold and frozen in the building. I don’t know why he was so cold. Maybe the baddy put him a freezer. Then the old lady in the helicopter turned up. Tintin ushered Snowy into the helicopter. Then Tintin had a really close call with the baddy and just missed his leg getting grabbed before he got on the helicopter. And everything was okay. Yeyyyyyyy. And that’s when me and iron Man had a chat about how awesome the end of the film was. Such a great dream.

Why am I always the only one awake at 2am? Everyone always says they don’t got to bed till this late but it’s clearly bollocks

So I made 3 brand new pieces of ‘art’ today. 2 of which the idea was completely brand new too. Shows you what you can do when you have the apt motivation. Apt motivation being if I didn’t complete them I would have 5 very angry females friends on my back if I didn’t. Group work has its positives I suppose.

Work is so boring can I have sex now?

It’s magical. You are radiating your usual stink lines of reservation and judgment, when all of a sudden someone even passingly mention something that sounds like a food, and you transformed into a…

GPOY

I literally just cannot comprehend polygamy. It seems silly cuz I reckon we’d probably be happier humans if we embraced it. I read an article about how we’re biologically wired for polygamy but economics have driven us to monogamy. But despite it seemingly not being natural for us to be monogamous, I just can’t understand how anyone could ever be with more than one person at once. I just doesn’t make sense to me. Even if someone explained the emotional conduct of the whole thing in the simplest terms, I just wouldn’t get it.

I don’t feel sick anymore which means I don’t think I’m gonna throw up. Yeyyyyyy!

Just watched The Runaways film. Joan Jett. What a babe. I had no idea.