What if I just became a pretend lesbian and made up embarrassing yet hilarious stories about my attempts to satisfy my desolate lesbian love life?
So long as I don’t make friends with real lesbians I’ll be fine.
This has definite potential for how I could live the rest of my life.
I need to do way more stuff
Annoying
Builders are dicks, they keep standing around in plain view of my front window while i’m sat in my pjs dying from hayfever.
Less dying, more in need of a tissue.
They’re just massive dicks who couldn’t give a crap about the people around the house they’re working on.
Argh they make me angry.
I had so many weird dreams this morning - I slept 12am till 12pm.
I dreamt that my brother’s high school best friend was flirting with me with sellotape. My wrist got attacked a couple times by a deadly snake-fish while trying to stop it from eating my cat’s beautiful new kitten. I had a magic wand for a brief period of time - that was pretty awesome. The pill haunted me throughout the dreams as i keep forgetting them and it worries me.
2011/06/14
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Alain de Botton sees classification as an opportunity to reorganise knowledge so that it might be more helpful to us in everyday life, while Anthony Burrill finds his ability to classify his own life is a route to happiness. Their double-sided collaborative poster addresses stereotypical perceptions of seemingly opposing approaches to life. (via Gregory Han)
Stop desperately scrambling around trying to fix your feelings Rebecca. You’re panicking. Chill out and do the stuff you need to do.
ALSO
I saw a double rainbow on the way home from Notts. DOUBLE RAINBOWWWWWWWWWWW.
Cba uploading the photo I took though.
